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+As of blockhash ``000000000000000000039ca91ae0105523ffafb616673a19f3daaf3ca2aaf2c7`` I no longer wish to control/use:  
+  
+  - @stephen:vanderwarker.dev (Matrix)  
+  - scuba323@pixelfed.org (Pixelfed)  
+  - scuba323@mastodon.social (Mastodon)  
+  - stephen@vanderwarker.social (Mastodon)  
+  - Any Spotify account (Deleted Facebook, before deleting Spotify)  
+  - scuba323 (Reddit)
+  - scuba323 (Snapchat)
+  
+  
+I would like to emphasize that any individual or account claiming to be me subsequent to this announcement  
+is not authorized and does not represent me in any capacity. I want to make it clear that I have no intentions  
+of returning to the platform, and any communication or activity purporting to originate from my previous account  
+should be treated as fraudulent.  
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