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+BTC:  
+```` 000000000000000000017235bebf1f94e2e7601079034539d3d4838971eac8c8 ````
+
+Status:  
+```` NEGATIVE ````
+
+Last Update:  
+```` April 5, 2025 ````
+
+Next Update:  
+```` May 1, 2025 ````
+
+Domains:
+  - https://nostrsms.com
+  - https://vanderwarker.family
+  - https://vanderwarker.store
+  - https://scuba323.com
+
+https://git.vanderwarker.family/stephen/proofs/
+
+Notes:
+"Wow the did it on the first. look at that..." - Me in March
+"fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu" - Me in April ;)
+Oh well. I might not even do this anymore. 
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